TAKE THE MONET AND RUN

Original Message:
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From: Ned Foss


A thief in Paris planned to steal some

paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past

security, stole the paintings, and

made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two

blocks away when his van ran out of

gas.
When asked how he could mastermind

such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that
is the reason I stole ze painting.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make ze Van Gogh.'

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See if you have De Gaulle to

send this on.

I sent it to you because I figured

you had nothing Toulouse.

Ned