photo caption: town square, Caguas, PR
New Years Jokes LINKS
Dec 31, 2010 11:59am "Quick -- I Need some New Year Jokes!" New Year's Eve and New Year's Day--they are both about to arrive on the scene and you might want to have, for that New Year party, or bash, or get-together or celebration, a few jokes in your arsenal to give the girls a giggle or the guys a guffaw. TRY THIS: http://www.allbestmessages.com/new-year/New-Year-Jokes.php
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On New Year's Eve, Jan was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left the car parked and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 4 AM?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture.' 'Who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically. 'My wife,' slurred Jan.
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Lillian was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Ah, you'll know tonight,' he answered smiling broadly. At midnight Jan approached and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand a book: "The Interpretation of Dreams".
***************** On New Year's Eve, when I thought about the evils of drinking, I gave up thinking.
***************** The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. The trouble with swimming is that the ice melts. *****************
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear
Let ur Dreams be Clear
Never put Tear, Please Here
I want tell one thing in ur Ear
Wish u very Happy "NEW YEAR"
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves.
J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR