UNA FOTO / UN DIA: RIMES CON CONEJO

photo caption: Tienda de peluca (wig shop) - Viejo Bayamon, PR

*MEXICAN RABBIT*
*words and lyrics by J. Galligan*

I was traveling
It was a holiday
I stepped into a puddle
cold water took my breath away

(chorus)
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit

or you'll end up a conejo.
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit
or you'll wind up on the entresuelejo

I was traveling
it was really far away
somewhere beyond the border
down ol' Mexico way, ole!

I met up with a bunny
said his name was Bugs
hangin' round an old cantina with
some ugly lookin' thugs

"Yo dudes, what's happenin'?"
I looked 'em in the eyes
Next thing I knew, I was unconcious
birds and stars
that was a big surprise

"Que pasa mis amigos?"
I asked - when I awoke
"Shut yer pie hole, estupdio gringo
this ain't no friggin' joke"

(chorus)
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit

or you'll end up a conejo.
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit
or you'll end up in the hospitalejo

"Wait, wait!" I said
"Did you hear the one about the rabbit?"

Man came home from work
saw his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in it's mouth.
Rabbit was dead.
Grabbed the rabbit from the dog
Took it indoors and gave it a bath
Blow dried the fur and
put it back in the neighbor's cage.
Neighbor came home, called out
"Did you know our rabbit died?"
"Really??!!" said the guy
"Yeah," said the neighbor, "a few weeks ago.
But the day after we buried him, some stupid
gringo dug him up, gave him a bath,
and put the rabbit back in his cage!"


Diccionario de rima espanol para: conejo

canejo, capitanejo, manejo, desparejo, estropajo
anejo, cuartejo, animalejo, bermejo, bichejo
entresuelejo, hospitalejo, congrejo

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR