VIDEO CLIP : IF I'D LIVED THERE, I'D BE HOME...

video caption:  cliplet from "American Vanity," starring Eric Bogosian, produced by Victoria Hamburg, edited by Gretchen Bender.

from the exhibition:

If you lived here, you'd be home by now

Saturday, June 25, 2011 - Friday, December 16, 2011
If you lived here, you’d be home by now is a new exhibition, co-curated by artist Josiah McElheny, Tom Eccles, and Lynne Cooke focusing on the theme of “the domestic” and the idea of differences in viewing, experiencing, and evaluating contemporary art in a public vs. domestic environment.

on view at: CCS Museum, The Center for Curatorial Studies and Art in Contemporary Culture, Bard College, Annadale on Hudson, NY

 

 


Jan Galligan
75Grand/Sur
Santa Olaya, PR
perdido en paraiso

http://JANGuarte.posterous.com [art blog]

ANOTHER DAY / ANOTHER PICTURE: Galligan's Island

picture caption - J. Galligan in Albany, NY | photo by M. Galligan of Kenosha, WI, 2008


ed.[posted from Kenosha, WI -- 07-15-11, 6:59AM] in honor of
Sherwood Charles Schwartz (November 14, 1916 – July 12, 2011)
Creator of 'Gilligan's Island' and the 'Brady Bunch'

TWITTER-POST
SwinkPost: Just realized that "Lost" is the "Gilligan's Island" of this generation. --Shanan Galligan (Madison, WI)

TWITTER-REPLY (cross-posted to Facebook)
Seventyfive Grand (J. Galligan of Santa Olaya, PR) sez: WELL SAID MR. GALLIGAN

FACEBOOK COMMENT (reply)
Hi Seventyfive,
Kim Galligan Wood (of Port Washington, WI) commented on your status.
Kim wrote: "So if... Hurley = Gilligan; Locke = The Skipper; Jack = the Professor; does Kate = Ginger or MaryAnn?"


FROM WIKIPEDIA
Ginger or Mary Ann?
By Brian "We Like Short-Shorts" Anderson

The question of which one men prefer, and to a lesser extent, who women view themselves to be more like, has endured. It has inspired videos, essays, a 1993 Budweiser beer commercial, and even the occasional sermon. By most accounts, the wholesome, low-maintenance Mary Ann has consistently outpolled the glamorous but demanding Ginger since the very beginning.


http://retrocrush.com/babes/dawn/gingervmaryann.html

We are stuck on an island, with no prospect of getting back to civilization. Who will help you survive? Mary Ann can cook. Mary Ann can sew. Mary Ann can gather wood. The first thing Ginger does when she finds herself on an island is make a dress. One imagines her stumbling through the bamboo in her entirely inappropriate high heels. I invite you to simply feel Mary Ann’s soles for evidence: hard calluses from years of frolicking in the corn fields and well-suited to bouncing down the lagoon trail to fill up the water gourd. I for one would rather rely on the self-confident, self-reliant Mary Ann Summers, who would bring me tropical drinks in coconut shells as I napped in my swaying hammock, and while resting Mary Ann would keep my red shirt clean and my white hat starched.


THE BALLAD OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle

In tropical sea is a tropic port,
Vacation fun the favorite sport.
This is the place where the tourists flock,
Renting boats at the busy dock.
Two secretaries from the U-S-A,
Sail on the S.S. Minnow this lovely day.
A high school teacher is next aboard,
Taking a trip they cannot afford.
The next two people are millionaires,
They got no worries, got no cares.
They climb aboard and step inside,
Just enough bags for a six-hour ride.
Tourists come, tourists go,
Tourists touring to and fro.
Five nice tourists, they take this trip,
Relax on deck on this little ship.
The weather is clear and the sun is hot,

(Spoken) The weather is clear? I think not!

Tourists come, tourists go,
Tourists tossing to and fro.
The captain is brave, he's...
"Carrrramba! What a storm!"
The captain is brave, he's a fearless man,
Gilligan helps him all he can.
The wheel, she break they lose control,
S.S. Minnow do the rock-and-roll.
The sea now calm and the weather grand,
Where is the Minnow upon the sand?
What happens now will bring you a smile,
The adventures of Gilligan,
And the Skipper,
And the Millionaire,
And Mrs. Millionaire,
And the other tourists,
On Gilligan's Isle...


Closing credits song (Same tune)
We leave our friends on this tropic shore,
Perhaps they'll be here forevermore.
Maybe a rescue will set them free,
Tune in next week and you will see
The Tale of Gilligan's Island.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/NORTH
Kenosha, WI
paraiso es perdido Jan Galligan

ANOTHER DAY / ANOTHER PICTURE: "I'm for the art of windshield wipers ..." by Claes Oldenburg

picture caption - GEOMETRIC MOUSE, by Claes Oldernburg, Empire State Plaza mall, Albany, NY


"I'm for an art..." by Claes Oldenburg originally appeared in "Environments, Situations, Spaces" 1961

I am for an art that is political-erotical-mystical, that does something other than sit on its ass in a museum.I am for an art that grows up not knowing it is art at all, an art given the chance of having a staring point of zero.I am for an art that embroils itself with the everyday crap & still comes out on top.I am for an art that imitates the human, that is comic, if necessary, or violent, or whatever is necessary.I am for an art that takes its form from the lines of life itself, that twists and extends and accumulates and spits and drips, and is heavy and coarse and blunt and sweet and stupid as life itself.I am for an artist who vanishes, turning up in a white cap painting signs or hallways.I am for art that comes out of a chimney like black hair and scatters in the sky.I am for art that spills out of an old man’s purse when he is bounced off a passing fender.I am for the art out of a doggy’s mouth, falling five stories from the roof.I am for the art that a kid licks, after peeling away the wrapper.I am for an art that joggles like everyones knees, when the bus traverses an excavation.I am for art that is smoked, like a cigarette, smells, like a pair of shoes.I am for art that flaps like a flag or helps blow noses, like a hand-kerchief.I am for art that is put on and taken off, like pants, which develops holes, like socks, which is eaten, like a piece of pie, or abandoned with great contempt, like a piece of shit.I am for art covered with bandages. I am for art that limps and rolls and runs and jumps. I am for art comes in a can or washes up on the shore.I am for art that coils and grunts like a wrestler. I am for art that sheds hair.I am for art you can sit on. I am for art you can pick your nose with or stub your toes on.I am for art from a pocket, from deep channels of the ear, from theedge of a knife, from the corners of the mouth, stuck in the eye or worn on the wrist.I am for art under the skirts, and the art of pinching cockroaches.I am for the art of conversation between the sidewalk and a blind mans metal stick.I am for the art that grows in a pot, that comes down out of the skies at night, like lightning, that hides in the clouds and growls. I am for art that is flipped on and off with a switch.I am for art that unfolds like a map, that you can squeeze, like your sweetys arm, or kiss, like a pet dog. Which expands and squeaks, like an accordion, which you can spill your dinner on, like an old tablecloth.I am for an art that you can hammer with, stitch with, sew with, paste with, file with.I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is.I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.I am for the art of the washing machine. I am for the art of a govern-ment check. I am for the art of last wars raincoat.I am for the art that comes up in fogs from sewer-holes in winter. I am for the art that splits when you step on a frozen puddle. I am for the worms art inside the apple. I am for the art of sweat that develops between crossed legs.I am for the art of neck-hair and caked tea-cups, for the art between the tines of restaurant forks, for the odor of boiling dishwater.I am for the art of sailing on Sunday, and the art of red and white gasoline pumps.I am for the art of bright blue factory columns and blinking biscuit signs.I am for the art of cheap plaster and enamel. I am for the art of worn marble and smashed slate. I am for the art of rolling cobblestones and sliding sand. I am for the art of slag and black coal. I am for the art of dead birds.I am for the art of scratchings in the asphalt, daubing at the walls. I am for the art of bending and kicking metal and breaking glass, and pulling at things to make them fall down.I am for the art of punching and skinned knees and sat-on bananas. I am for the art of kids’ smells. I am for the art of mama-babble.I am for the art of bar-babble, tooth-picking, beerdrinking, egg-salting, in-sulting. I am for the art of falling off a barstool.I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice-cream cones dropped on concrete. I am for the majestic art of dog-turds, rising like cathedrals.I am for the blinking arts, lighting up the night. I am for art falling, splashing, wiggling, jumping, going on and off.I am for the art of fat truck-tires and black eyes.I am for Kool-art, 7-UP art, Pepsi-art, Sunshine art, 39 cents art, 15 cents art, Vatronol Art, Dro-bomb art, Vam art, Menthol art, L & M art, Ex-lax art, Venida art, Heaven Hill art, Pamryl art, San-o-med art, Rx art, 9.99 art, Now art, New art, How art, Fire sale art, Last Chance art, Only art, Diamond art, Tomorrow art, Franks art, Ducks art, Meat-o-rama art.I am for the art of bread wet by rain. I am for the rats’ dance between floors. I am for the art of flies walking on a slick pear in the electric light. I am for the art of soggy onions and firm green shoots. I am for the art of clicking among the nuts when the roaches come and go. I am for the brown sad art of rotting apples.I am for the art of meowls and clatter of cats and for the art of their dumb electric eyes.I am for the white art of refrigerators and their muscular openings and closing.I am for the art of rust and mold. I am for the art of hearts, funeral hearts or sweetheart hearts, full of nougat. I am for the art of worn meat-hooks and singing barrels of red, white, blue and yellow meat.I am for the art of things lost or thrown away, coming home from school. I am for the art of cock-and-ball trees and flying cows and the noise of rectangles and squares. I am for the art of crayons and weak grey pencil-lead, and grainy wash and sticky oil paint, and the art of windshield wipers and the art of the finger on a cold window, on dusty steel or in the bubbles on the sides of a bathtub.I am for the art of teddy-bears and guns and decapitated rabbits, ex-ploded umbrellas, raped beds, chairs with their brown bones broken, burn-ing trees, firecracker ends, chicken bones, pigeon bones, and boxes with men sleeping in them.I am for the art of slightly rotten funeral flowers, hung bloody rabbits and wrinkly yellow chickens, bass drums & tambourines, and plastic phono-graphs.I am for the art of abandoned boxes, tied like pharaohs. I am for an art of watertanks and speeding clouds and flapping shades.I am for U.S. Government Inspected Art, Grade A art, Regular Price art, Yellow Ripe art, Extra Fancy art, Ready-to-eat art, Best-for-less art, Ready-to-cook art, Fully cleaned art, Spend Less art, Eat Better art, Ham art, pork art, chicken art, tomato art, banana art, apple art, turkey art, cake art, cookie art.

 

 

J.Galligan
75GRAND/NORTH
Albany, NY
paraiso es perdido