UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Ezra Pound says, "Who's got a lucky rabbit's foot?"

PERSONAE, The collected shorter poems of Ezra Pound

Hardcover, Publisher: New Directions, N.Y., 1971, tenth printing. First published in 1926.

Blue cloth hardcover. Gilt lettering on front cover and spine, 281 pages. Frontispiece and one tipped in leaf from "Pound at Spoleto" by Lawrence Ferlinghetti. Front cover shows white scratches, lettering on spine is faded. illustrated, original blue cloth dust jacket. Binding edges show wear, few pages roughly opened. Pages browned. Previous owner's embossed name stamp on title page. Text is clean and tight.

When I was leaving Albany for Santa Olaya, Gustavo gave me this copy of Pound's "Personae" and now I've just found time to read selections from the book. At the end, Appendix II, is "VERSE OF THE THIRTIES, FIRST PRINTED IN THE NEW ENGLISH WEEKLY, AND ADDED TO THE COLLECTION IN 1949" including 17 poems by Alfred Venison, beginning with THE CHARGE OF THE BREAD BRIGADE: Half a loaf, half a loaf, / Half a loaf? Um-hum? / Down through the valley of gloom / slouched the ten million. More interesting are the notes to the editor accompanying most of these poems:

ALF'S SECOND BIT
Sir, -- Your printing of my little piece about the Hunger Marchers has encouraged me to send you another. They come to me while I'm pushing my rabbit-barrow down Titchfield Street. I don't claime to be as educated as some of your other poets; but I attend night schools and pick up a bit of the dictionary that way. It would tickle the missus to see this new bit in print. A.V.

ALF'S THIRD BIT
Sir, -- I was pleased, and so was the missus, to see my bit in your paper last week. Any luck this time? A.V.

ALF'S FOURTH BIT
Sir, -- That looked to me all right last week, though I didn't think you'd print my letter as well. How's this? A.V.

ALF'S FIFTH BIT
Sir, -- I've tried a bit of fancy-work this time; and I hope to see it in print like the rest. A.V.

ALF'S SIXTH BIT
Sir, -- I've put the names in, but you can leave them out if they're friends of yours. It's what I think. A.V.

ALF'S EIGHTH BIT
Sir, -- I've been reading some of the other fellers' poetry lately; and lemme if I don't think I can do it as well; and with real meat in mine, not just my own rabbits. What say you? A.V.

ALF'S NINTH BIT
Sir, -- Here's another improvement on a worn-out model. I did it very nearly in my sleep. A bit of genius, what? A.V.

ALF'S TENTH BIT
Sir, -- Seems to me that at this rate I shall have written enough to make a book before long... Is this what they call fame? A.V.

ALF'S TWELFTH BIT
Sir, -- Can I bring rabbits out of the hat as well as off my barrow? Watch me! How's this for the rabbit in Mr. Montague's hat? Didn't know it was there, did he? A.V.

ANOTHER BIT -- AND AN OFFER
Sir, -- I reckon the apparatus is punctured... With your kind permish, I'll make my tens of thousands of readers a sporting offer. The first that sends you 10 pounds shall have the twelve poems dedicated to him and printed in a book to sell off my barter with the rabbits. And you, kind Sir, will see fair play as between patron and poet. Now, then, who's going to be the lucky irst? A.V.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: The Real Artists of Upstate New York

photo caption: Street scene, Viejo San Juan, cruise ship dock

Two of our artist friends were among the contestants on the first edition of Bravo's high culture, low scruples reality show: WORK OF ART cablecast last season.

 
11-30-10
Dateline: Santa Olaya, PR

from: Galligan -- Here's what Wikipedia says about Bravo: "Bravo's quirky reality programming mixes high culture and low scruples to create deliciously addictive television."

12-01-10
Dateline: NYC, NY USA

from: Judith B. -- "Bravo?...it's not only Top Chef it is also The Real Housewives."

 

12-02-10
Dateline: NYC, NY USA

NBC Universal announces creation of new ART-ONLY channel: BRAVO for ART!


"ONLY ON BRAVO"

* America's Next Top Artist
* The Awful Truth about Art
* Battle of the Network Reality Artists
* Being Bobby Brown, Artist
* Bethenny Getting Married to an Artist?
* Blow Out Artist
* Boy Meets Artist
* Breaking Art News
* Celebrity Art Showdown
* Art Academy
* Double Exposure Art
* The Art Fashion Show
* Flipping Out Over Art
* Hey Paula, look at that Art!
* Inside the Artist's Studio
* The Art Factor
* Jake's Art Effect
* Kathy Griffin: My Life on the Art-List
* Art: Kell On Earth
* Launch My Art
* Long Way Round the Artworld
* Make Me a Super Artist
* ArtHunt
* Miami Social Art Scene
* Million Dollar Art Listing
* The Millionaire Artist Maker
* NYC: Prepschool for Art
* Page to Screen to Art Gallery
* Project: Greenlight as an Art Medium
* Project Runaway Art Show
* Queer Eye for the Straight Girl Artist
* Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Artist
* The Rachel Zoe Art Project
* The Real Artists of Atlanta
* The Real Artists of Beverly Hills
* The Real Artists of Miami
* The Real Artists of New Jersey
* The Real Artists of New York City
* The Real Artists of Orange County
* The Real Artists of Upstate New York
* The Real Artists of Washington, D.C.
* Sheer Genius Artist
* Showbiz Moms & Dads & Artists
* Artist's Significant Others
* Step It Up and Make Art
* Tabatha's Art Salon Takeover
* Tabloid Wars About Art
* Tim Gunns Guide to Art Styles
* Top Artist
* Top Art Masters
* Top Artist's Get Their Just Desserts
* Top Designing Artists
* Welcome to Sally Jessica Parker's Art World
* Work of Art
* Work Out Your Art Kinks

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: RIMES CON CONEJO

photo caption: Tienda de peluca (wig shop) - Viejo Bayamon, PR

*MEXICAN RABBIT*
*words and lyrics by J. Galligan*

I was traveling
It was a holiday
I stepped into a puddle
cold water took my breath away

(chorus)
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit

or you'll end up a conejo.
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit
or you'll wind up on the entresuelejo

I was traveling
it was really far away
somewhere beyond the border
down ol' Mexico way, ole!

I met up with a bunny
said his name was Bugs
hangin' round an old cantina with
some ugly lookin' thugs

"Yo dudes, what's happenin'?"
I looked 'em in the eyes
Next thing I knew, I was unconcious
birds and stars
that was a big surprise

"Que pasa mis amigos?"
I asked - when I awoke
"Shut yer pie hole, estupdio gringo
this ain't no friggin' joke"

(chorus)
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit

or you'll end up a conejo.
Don't mess with a Mexican rabbit
or you'll end up in the hospitalejo

"Wait, wait!" I said
"Did you hear the one about the rabbit?"

Man came home from work
saw his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in it's mouth.
Rabbit was dead.
Grabbed the rabbit from the dog
Took it indoors and gave it a bath
Blow dried the fur and
put it back in the neighbor's cage.
Neighbor came home, called out
"Did you know our rabbit died?"
"Really??!!" said the guy
"Yeah," said the neighbor, "a few weeks ago.
But the day after we buried him, some stupid
gringo dug him up, gave him a bath,
and put the rabbit back in his cage!"


Diccionario de rima espanol para: conejo

canejo, capitanejo, manejo, desparejo, estropajo
anejo, cuartejo, animalejo, bermejo, bichejo
entresuelejo, hospitalejo, congrejo

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: MUSICA PARA DIA ACCION DE GRACIAS

photo caption: Restaurante Tijuana, Viejo San Juan, PR

From: Meryl Jumpower
To: galligan

Subject: All Mexico Playlist
Date: Thur 25 Nov 2010 14:34:46 -0600


I am listening today to more than 100 songs with the word "Mexico" or "Mexican" or "Tijuana" in the title and it is quite wonderful.

My favorite so far is this:

[excerpts]

*MEXICAN RABBI*
*words, lyrics, and music by David Kleiner*

I was traveling down Mexico way
It was a Jewish holiday
I stepped into a temple to pray
What I saw took my breathe away
There on the bema was a vision so pure
My heart tilted like a mezuzah on a door
Then an old man sitting next to me
Tugged at my tallas, and he said to me:

(chorus) Don't fall in love with a Mexican rabbi
She'll break your heart in two,
like a matzo tortilla
When she says "Shalom" does she mean hello or good-bye?
And does she just want a chair,
when she says "Silla!"

(bridge) I met her outside the temple door
I'd never ever kissed a rabbi before
Her lips were sweet as Manishevitz wine
With a shot of Cuervo on the side
Then I heard the cantor say
"She belongs to the moyel Jose"
And I knew, yes I knew, I should leave,
but I heard her say:
"Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of mensch, so rich and secure
Come a little bit closer, and please don't kvetch,
donde vas, por favor? Donde vas, por favor?"

(chorus) Don't fall in love with a Mexican rabbi
She'll break your heart in two,
like a kreplach quesadilla
When she says "shalom" does she mean hello or good-bye
And does she just want a chair,
when she says "See ya!"

So I said good-bye to my Mexican rabbi
There are somethings you don't forget,
like a herring pinata
When she said "Shalom" did she mean hello or good-bye
As I sadly walked away, I just whispered, Manana...
Don't fall in love with a Mexican rabbi.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

TRES FOTOS / UN DIA CON LILLIAN (01)

photo caption: (L) en el campo; (C) en el cine; (R) en el rio

WHY I GO TO THE MOVIES, WITH LILLIAN (01)

We are pleased to announce that CLARIDAD, the newspaper of the puertoriccan nation, has just published our first review article of last month's San Juan International Film Festival in their cultural suppliment "enRojo" as part of a special issue called "ELLAS" dedicated to Las Mariposas, the sisters murdered by the Trujillo dictatorship in the Dominican Republic.


"Gracias a dios, quizas estamos al fin!" dice Jan.

"No te lo creas," susurra Lillian.

SPANISH VERSION


ENGLISH (via google translate)


We are privileged to be accompanying another review article of the film festival by Maria Cristina, critica de cine para enRojo.

OVERVIEW OF THE SAN JUAN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL, by Maria Cristina

SPANISH VERSION


ENGLISH (via google translate)

75GRAND/SUR

Jan Galligan y Lillian Mulero
correspondentes cultural
Santa Olaya, PR

El autor es cronologista y artista de fotos
La autora es artista y flaneur
Ellos recientemente ubicados desde Albany, NY a Santa Olaya, P.R.

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: congruencia del complemento

photo caption: delivery truck, sector El Ocho, Bayamon, sur, PR


[Follow up to "Automatopoesia" posting, ed.]

"To a Steam Roller"
Marianne Moore (1887 - 1972 / Missouri)

The illustration
is nothing to you without the application.
You half wit. You crush all the particles down
into close conformity, and then walk back and forth on them.

Sparkling chips of rock
are crushed down to the level of the parent block.
Were not 'impersonal judment in aesthetic
matters, a metaphysical impossibility,' you might fairly achieve it. As for butterflies, I can hardly conceive
of one's attending upon you, but to question
the congruence of the complement is vain, if it exists.


"Steam Roller"
by James Taylor

Well, I'm a steamroller, baby
I'm bound to roll all over you
Yes, I'm a steamroller now, baby
I'm bound to roll all over you
I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock n roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues

Well, I'm a cement mixer, baby
A churning urn of burning funk
Yes, I'm a cement mixer for you, baby
A churning urn of burning funk
Well, I'm a demolition derby (yeah)
A hefty hunk of steaming junk...

(etc.)

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR 

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Automatopoesia - Andante con Moto

photo caption: billboards, carr 167, Bayamon, sur, PR

 

From: Ned
To: Ed, Walter, John, Scott, Jan
Subject: Car Facts
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:46:04 -0500

Thought you'd enjoy...

Poet Elizabeth Bishop once called Marianne Moore "the world's greatest living observer."

Moore was already a famous American poet when in 1955 the Ford Motor Company asked for her help in naming its latest car model.

She came up with these names:

  • Mongoose Civique
  • Varsity Stroke 
  • The Anticipator 
  • Resilient Bullet 
  • Ford Silver Sword 
  • Thunder Crester 
  • Pastelogram 
  • The Intelligent Whale 
  • Andante con Moto 
  • Utopian Turtletop

But ultimately the Ford Company went with the name Edsel for the new car, after Henry Ford's son

[Thanks Ned, ed.]

 

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Stop Me ! "¿Tienes fuego?"

photo caption: Hallway, restaurant, Miramar district, San Juan, PR

Guy goes into a psychiatrist's office, sits down, takes a tobacco pouch from his pocket, and starts stuffing pipe tobacco into his left ear.

Psychiatrist says, "Well, you've certainly come to the right place! How can I help you?"

"Got a light?"

from - Soupy Sales Presents: Soupy Sales's Favorite Jokes
          M. Evans and Company, Inc, NY, NY, 2003


English to Spanish translation via google translate

Stop Me - Si usted lo ha oído!

Hombre entra en el consultorio de un psiquiatra, se sienta, lleva una bolsa de tabaco del bolsillo y empieza a relleno de tabaco de pipa en su oreja izquierda.

Psiquiatra dice: "Bueno, ciertamente ha llegado en el lugar correcto! ¿Cómo puedo ayudarle? "

"¿Tienes fuego?"

J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR