UNA FOTO / UN DIA: EJEMPLOS BASICOS (6)

from: INGLES BASICO by A.GHIOD
El mas exitoso curso de Ingles
first published 1954, Santiago, Chile

from the section: 870 Ejemplos Basicos
[examples starting with A]

1) This is a book (a)bout the history of Chile.
Este es un libro acerca de la historia de Chile.

2) Do a kind (a)ct every day.
Haga un acto bondadoso cada dia.

3) He gave me (a)lmost all his money.
El me dio casi todo su dinero.

4) There is (a)rt in this picture.
Hay arte en este foto.

5) I will make a new (a)ttempt tomorrow.
Yo hare un nuevo intento manana.

6) Pay more (a)ttention to your work.
Ponga mas atencion en su trabajo.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Groucho Marx: "No puedo decir que no estoy en desacuerdo contigo."

"Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry Marx"
Biography looks at Groucho Marx's inner life
by Adam Gopnik
The New Yorker, April 17, 2000


"By now the pundits agree, with slightly Marxian logic, almost everything that we think of as having happened in the sixties actually took place in the seventies, and nothing more surely than the renaissance of the Marx Brothers. They were too violent and acerbic for the flower-power period; W.C. Fields and Lewis Carroll, not Groucho, are the ones who decorate the cover of
'Sgt. Pepper's'...

Groucho's reputation rose even as his spirits sank. In the mid-sixties he went off to London, to have dinner with T.S. Eliot, who had written to him asking for an autographed picture..."

 


Scene: Picadilly Circus, London, 1966

T.S. Eliot: "When Mr. Apollinax visited the United States his laughter tinkled among the teacups."

Groucho Marx: "Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!"

T.S.E.: "I thought of Fragilion, that shy figure among the birch-trees, and of Priapus in the shrubbery gaping at the lady in the swing."

Groucho: "I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall. It's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. However, I'd give it all up for one erection."

 

excerpted from: Say the Secret Woid; Win $100.00
galligan/groucho

[Ed.note: Thanks to Michael Farrell for today's subject]


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!

[a tip of the editor hat to: Lex Bhagat for poison ivy reference, and
Steve Fisher, Chuck Patch, Tim Jones, David Czerny, Nina Katchadourian,
Robt. Durlak, Garry Winogrand, and J. Mumpower for photos...]


"POISON IVY"
Lyric by Jerry Leiber, 1953

[EXCERPT]

english to spanish via google translate:

Tarde en la noche mientras que usted
esta hiedra venenosa se a'creepin 'durmiendo

Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

El sarampion te hacen baches
Y mumps'll te hacen grumos
Y pox'll pollo te hacen saltar y contraccion

Un tonto cold'll comin ya
Y la tos ferina puede ya fria
Sin embargo, la hiedra venenosa, Lord'll te hacen picar!

Vas a necesitar un oceano de locien de calamina
Se le rasguno como un perro
En el momento de empezar a perder el tiempo

Veneno iv-y-y-y-y, iv veneno-y-y-y-y

Tarde en la noche mientras que usted
esta hiedra venenosa se a'creepin 'durmiendo

Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

la da la da la da
la da la da la da
la da la da la da
la da la da la da


spanish back to english via google translate:


Late at night while you
is 'sleeping
poison ivy a'creepin
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And pox'll chicken make you jump and contraction

A fool and common cold'll
And whooping cough can cool and
However, poison ivy,
Lord'll make you itch!

You will need an ocean of calamine lotion
You scratch like a dog
The time to start wasting time

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you are 'sleeping
Poison ivy is a'creepin
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

the da the da the da
the da the da the da
the da the da the da
the da the da the da


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: IDIOMAS

photo caption: Still Life, Santa Olaya, PR

On page 176 in the third volume of his epic trilogy: YOUR FACE TOMORROW - Poison, Shadow and Farewell, Javier Marias describes a phone conversation between his main character Jaime Deza, and Wheeler, the man who recruited Jaime from Madrid to work in London at a branch of MI6.

Wheeler is saying, "It's quite common in Spanish to not know the actual meaning of what you're saying, far more than in English or in other languages, and yet you Spaniards come out with those phrases with such pride and aplomb: for example, what the devil does 'joder la marrana' mean? Literally. Or 'a pie juntillas' (I've noticed that some ignorant authors write 'a pies juntillas' and I don't know about now, but that used to be considered unacceptable)? Or 'a pie enjuto' or 'a dos velas' or 'caersele los anillos'? Why have an idiom about rings falling off when rings, if they do anything, end, on the contrary, to get stuck. And why do you call street blocks 'manzanas'? Apparently no one knows, I've even asked members of the Real Academia Espanola, but they just shrug unconcernedly and with not a flicker of embarassment. I mean, why 'apples'? It's absurd," Sir Peter went on. "Street blocks don't look anything like apples, even from above. And
why do you make that odd gesture of signifying 'a dos velas' where you place the index and middle fingers of your right hand on either side of your nose and draw them down towards your upper lip, it's very strange, I can't see any connection at all with being down to your last two candles, which is presumably what it means. You use gestures alot when you talk, but most of them make no sense at all, they're virtually opaque and often seem to have nothing to do with their meaning - that one where you rest the fingers of one hand on the upright palm of the other, do you know the one I mean, I'd demonstrate it for you if you could see me, but I never see you, you hardly ever come around now. Anyway I think it's used to indicate 'Stop, don't go on' or perhaps 'Let's go.'"

Wheeler was tireless when it came to discussing linguistic matters and idioms...


What [Google] and Google Translate say:

1) 'joder la marrana' -- screw the female pig [create problems where none exist]

2) 'a pie juntillas' -- (walk + face value) blindly [accept blindly]

3) 'a pie enjuto' -- (walk + spare) on dry land [having dry shoes;
something done easily/without risk]

4) 'a dos velas' -- having two candles [snot dripping from the nose of
young children is called candles, and is a sign of poverty,
i.e. they have no one to wipe their nose. (this could explain the hand
gesture of wiping the nose with index and middle-finger, ed.)]

5) 'caersele los anillos' -- rings fall out [that request is beneath my/his dignity]


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Dentro su propia sopa

photo caption: Two women, Miramar neighborhood, San Juan, PR


Infinito [Facebook]
Infinite[Facebook]
Essay by Myra Montero
El Nuevo Dia / Sunday September 26, 2010

[simultaneous translation by Google]

Desde que se creo Facebook, hace ya algunos anos, no me he vuelto a eferir a Facebook. Supongo que ese lugar ha sido de provecho para gente que siempre ha querido encontrar a otra gente, y que, por los canales normales, no habra podido hacerlo.

Since the creation of Facebook, a few years ago, I did refer back to Facebook. I guess there has been very helpful for people who always wanted to find other people, and, through normal channels, he could not do so.

O para los que desean reunirse, en el sentido virtual de la palabra, con amigos y conocidos que viven lejos.

Or for those who wish to join in the virtual sense of the word to friends and acquaintances who live far away.

Compartir paseos, viajes, alegras familiares y lacrimogenas historias.

Share rides, travel, family joys and tear stories.

Para mi­, todavi­a, eso se puede conseguir a traves del email y de la
comunicacion privada.

To me, still, that can be achieved through email and private communication.

No veo la necesidad de propinar a tanta gente esa hemorragia de fotografi­as, comentarios, anhelos y pareceres.

I see no need of to give as many people that bleeding pictures, comments, wishes and opinions.

Cada cierto tiempo, se emiten advertencias sobre los riesgos que surgen, a medida que crece la voracidad de los duenos del sitio, y que podrian llegar a vulnerar la privacidad de cientos de millones de usuarios.

From time to time, issued warnings about the risks that arise as you grow the greed of the owners of the site, and that could potentially violate the privacy of hundreds of millions of users.

De vez en cuando recibo alguna comunicacion de una persona que me invita unirme a su grupo de amigos.

From time to time I receive any communication from a person who invites me to join their group of friends.

Sinceramente, no me interesan los amigos de nadie, me interesan los mios.

I honestly do not interest me your friends, I'm interested in mine.

Ya se que hoy dia casi nada es secreto, y nuestras mas humildes fantasias, nuestras miserias e interioridades pueden ir a parar practicamente a aualquier parte.

I know that today almost nothing is secret, and humble our fantasies, our miseries and insights can go to stop virtually anywhere.

Pero aquellos que le entregan su vida a Facebook, que pasan horas muertas enterando al mundo de lo que les acontece, tienen mas posibilidades de quedar a merced del dueno de los caballitos.

But those who give their lives to Facebook, who spend hours finding out dead to the world of what happens to them, are more likely to be at the mercy of the owner of the horses.

Me reitero en que, a una persona que tiene un empleo regular -- ya ni siquiera un trabajo absorbente, sino uno normalito - y que al final del dia tiene la intencion de leer un libro o ver una pelicula, o contestar la correspondencia regular que le llega, no puede sobrarle mucho tiempo para pasar una hora o dos en Facebook.

I reiterate that, to a person who has a regular job - not even an absorbing work, but one normal - and at the end of the day you intend to read a book or watch a movie, or regular mail answer reaches you, not much time left for an hour or two on Facebook.

Antes pensaba que me habi­a quedado atras y era la ultima mohicana que se negaba a entrar por el aro.

I used to think I was behind and was the last Mohawk that refused to enter the ring.

Pero cada vez me encuentro con mas gente que se niega a Facebook alegando que "no tiene tiempo".

But every time I meet more people that refuses to Facebook saying he has
"no time."

Esa, quiza, es la frase favorita de Mark Zuckerberg, que es el creador del sitio.

That, perhaps, is the favorite phrase of Mark Zuckerberg, who is the creator of the site.

Tampoco, sospecho, para meterse el mismo dentro su propia sopa.

Nor, I suspect, to get himself inside his own soup.

Apuesto a que jamas contesta las invitaciones que recibe.

Bet you he never answers the invitations he receives.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: OTRA VEZ | SIX DEGREES OF TRANSLATION

photo caption: COCO FRIIIO - Bayamon Sur, PR


excerpt from Lydia Davis's "TO REITERATE"

[original text]
To write is to travel, to write is to read,
to read is to write, and to read is to travel.

George Steiner says that to translate is also
to read, and to translate is to write, as to
write is to translate and to read is to translate.

SIX DEGREES OF TRANSLATION

Google ==> English to
1) Spanish to
2) Yiddish to
3) Swedish to
4) Turkish to
5) Finnish to
6) English


You can write to travel, write, read
Learn to write, read and travel.

George Steiner says that the translation is also
the translated form
You can write and read the translation.


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: "Atencion, por favor!" [Can I have your attention, please?]


photo caption: Electronics department, Sam's Club, Rexville Plaza, Bayamon, PR

"THE MERCHANT"

Profile of Millard (Mickey) Drexler, CEO of J.Crew,
former CEO of Ann Taylor and the Gap.

New Yorker, THE STYLE ISSUE
article by Nick Paumgarten

[excerpt]

Drexler owns three houses on Long Island [among others] including Eothen, Andy Warhol's former estate in Montauk, which Mickey bought in 2007 for just under thirty million dollars.

"The process of creating and imagining is as much fun as the visiting and staying," Drexler says... "You know what it is? Growing up (in the Bronx) I was always wanting a nice place to live. I don't want to sound like a schmuck. I don't buy art. I'd rather buy a beautiful location or a beautiful site, than buy art. A beautiful home is like owning a beautiful painting, except you can live in it."


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR

NOTICIA: 75Grand una parte la exposicion [en-linea] de avant-garde

BRUCENNIAL 2010: MISEDUCATION

"I think the Brucennial is like an anniversary in the life of people. The people, they need moments to celebrate themselves and that's what a Brucennial is. The Brucennial happens every two years..."
-Francesco Bonami


75GRAND IS PLEASED TO NOTE THE FOLLOWING CONTRIBUTION:
"THE INTERN-APPRENTICE"
by Jan Galligan

http://brucennial.tumblr.com/The-Intern-Apprentice

spanish version:
http://translate.google.com/translate

The Bruce High Quality Foundation is pleased to announce the BRUCENNIAL 2010: Miseducation.

BRUCENNIAL2010: Miseducation brings together 420 artists from 911 countries working in 666 discrete disciplines to reclaim education as part of an artist's ongoing practice beyond the principals of any one institution or experience.

Since its founding, the BRUCENNIAL has evolved into The Bruce High Quality Foundation's signature public program, as well as the most important survey of contemporary art in the world ever. Following the triumphant successes of BRUCENNIAL08: Doing it Again (Bushwick) and BRUCENNIAL09: Smithumenta (Carol Gardens)...

The BRUCENNIAL 2010: MISEDUCATION will be housed at http://brucennial.tumblr.com

The BRUCENNIAL is presented by The Bruce High Quality Foundation in collaboration with Vito Schnabel.

UNA FOTO / UN DIA: Palomas batir Internet para velocidad


photo caption: backlit poster display, Albany International Airport, Albany, NY

In urban areas, broadband clearly wins, but rural areas are a different story

from: BBC World via El Nuevo Dia
Broadband is the most modern of communication means, while carrier pigeons date to Roman times.

A race between the two highlighted the low speeds of rural broadband in the UK; the pigeon won.

Ten USB-key-laden pigeons were released from a farm at the same time the upload of a five-minute video file was begun.

An hour and a quarter later, the pigeons had reached their destination in Skegness 120km away, while only 24% of the 300MB file had uploaded.

Campaigners say the stunt was being carried out to illustrate that broadband in some parts of the UK is still "not fit for purpose".

It is not the first time that such a race has taken place. Last year a similar experiment in Durban, South Africa saw Winston-the-Pigeon take two hours to finish a 96km journey. In the same time just 4% of a 4GB file had downloaded.

"The farm we are using has a connection of around 100 to 200 Kbps (kilobits per second)," Tref Davies, the stunt's organiser, told BBC News on Thursday morning.

"Kids need to do school work and farmers have to submit online forms but the connection is not fit for purpose."

"This is the UK. It should be well-connected but around a third of homes still can't get broadband," Davies said.

[ed. note: 75Grand/Sur posts from a rural location in Puerto Rico using a dialup connection to the internet at speeds around 300-500 Kbps. Lucky we're not a school kid, or a farmer.]


J.Galligan
75GRAND/SUR
Santa Olaya, PR